birds are lucky because they get to attend concerts for free
im aiming for the “shes a badass and cute as hell but I wouldn’t touch her without asking” look
When your teacher is nice but can’t fucking teach
When your teacher is mean but teaches really good
I had a dream last night that I worked at McDonalds and I was behind the counter when this guy dressed in a tuxedo (with white dickie and tie) was snapping his fingers for a server. I went I over and he asked to see our “darkest red” and I knew he was talking about wine so I said “sir, this is McDonalds. The darkest red we have here is ketchup” and he had me pour him a glass of ketchup and he drank it while looking me directly in the eye.
y’all are like “ooh everyone is beautiful” “ooh everyone deserves to feel hot” and then three seconds later you’re making fun of people who cover their acne with makeup and people who haven’t mastered winged eyeliner yet like grow the hell up you don’t get to pick and choose times to be body positive
wow ……. alex turner what an asshole right ……… how dare he make himself feel comfortable by wearing sunglasses indoors which is a decision that only affects him and nobody else ……….. obviously we can tell every single aspect of his personality based on what he wears and how he styles his hair right ……….