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  • Baby: m..m..m-
    Mother: memes?
    Baby: mama
    Mother: that's not gonna get me any notes you little disappointment


    my freshers has a rubiks cube night where youre supposed to come dressed in  loads of colours and switch clothes with people until you only have one colour and it really just sounds like its just going to break down into an orgy in like 30 minutes if im honest


    • japan ≠ korea ≠ china
    • pakistan is not in the middle east
    • most muslims aren’t arabs
    • geishas are not prostitutes
    • mexico is a very small part of latin america
    • there are 54 countries in africa
    • china has 56 different ethnic groups and none of them eat chop suey
    • singapore is not part of china
    • most singaporeans speak english as their first language, please don’t ask, “why is your English so good”

    (via too-odd-to-live)

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